The Alligator is Jealous

Ryan Ross of the Alligator is jealous of Tebow. But really, who isn’t? Apparently Ross is upset because Tebow is getting all the ladies and Ross can’t land a date or pick up a girl at Gator City.

You can read the whole article here. Here’s my favorite part:

I happen to be a “handsome young man whom any girl would want to date” (thanks, Mom!), but these standards are a bit too high. No longer can I even enjoy Florida football with females, as they inevitably comment on something completely unrelated to Tebow’s on-field ability.