The ESPN and the CBS Sports dot com guys have put our favorite Gator, Timmy Tebow, as the current Heisman front runner. Andre Woodson is in second place in the CBS poll, and Matt Ryan is in second place in the ESPN poll. You can view the CBS Heisman watch here and the ESPN Heisman watch here.
The only thing we have to worry about is if a sophomore will win the Heisman. It’s never happened before, so it would take a very special season for it to happen again. Also, if the Gators were to lose another game, it might seriously push Tebow out of contention.
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Once there was this little boy who lived in a town at the bottom of a haunted mountain. One day, that little boy asked his mother if he could scale the mountain to see what was on top. Wisely, she said no. Undeterred and under the cover of darkness, the boy sneaked out while his parents slept and began the arduous climb up the mountain. When he got to the top, he was frightened to see a monster named Tim Tebow jerking off two guys at the same time. The little boy let out a yelp, which Tebow noticed. Tebow, doused in semen, charged after the little boy, but the little boy dove down the hill, bouncing through the rocks and bushes. But the little boy survived to tell the tale of Tebow’s Two Dude Extravaganza.
And how do I know?
I WAS THAT LITTLE BOY!!!!!
I heard that story before! Someone told it around a campfire the other weekend when I was camping. All the children cried.
WTF?
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